First, a tingle up your spine

Then a whisper in your mind

Look around and you will find

One might make you see a flower

The other takes away an hour

All that time, you’re in their power

No use trying to lie — they know

Where all your deepest secrets go

They’ve looked you through from head to toe

Something screwy in their genes

Alien parents, Z-ray beams

Or Geminiacal government schemes

Put them in a lead-lined room

Seal it tight as any tomb

They’ll be bursting out real soon

Hyper-clever, double-brained

Together they can lift a train

There’s no way they’ll be constrained

Soon you’ll see them in your dreams

Like some private psychic meme

Don’t you see what this all means?

Next step in our evolution?

Tools of Nature’s retribution?

Or that of which we have no notion?

They’re such a frightening combiner

(Technically, they’re both still minor!)

And heard about that pair in China?