Oh dear, oh dear! What have you done? You’ve somehow ended up on the website of Murray Ewing.
Now, why would you have gone and done a thing like that?
Perhaps, though, there’s still time — time to escape the pull of those sometimes-dark, sometimes-silly, ofttimes-both poems? Or the bookwormly allure of those funny-serious novels? Or the music? (Let’s not apply any adjectives to the music.) Or a quick dip in the Mewsings?
But why try to escape it? Why not have a click? Just the one, just the one — that’s what you tell yourself, anyway…